Samsung, Trucks, Coins, And Other Nonsense World Of Journalism
Rumors are different. Accurate. Useful. False. Or completely stupid. The rumor of Samsung and its "extravagant way the fine is paid," went so far into the stupid things that no one member of the editorial board do not have the courage to write about this burning nonsense. In the end, readers will continue to believe in jokes from Scoopertino . And then there's a topical theme. Dangerous. In short, we hoped to humanity and decided to tactfully silent.
In the next 24 hours, we applied to the hands of those ten times more often than usual. Not only that one's a joke in the West has become a forum news , so also on the way to the Russian readers she managed to get the status of a recognized fact - counter not only to the simplest logic, but the fundamental laws of nature. If you believe in this stuff - most pass cure below.
If you still do not understand what it is about - congratulations. Assess the situation, you may neglectby Google. The rest of the return to reality in just six simple steps.
1. In terms of the law, at the moment should not Apple Samsung penny . The same jury's verdict comes into effect only after its acceptance by the judge - which has not yet happened. And, in theory, may not happen at all. The case may be radically revised due to the efforts of lawyers representing the interests of the Korean company. Today, therefore, the leadership of Samsung in general does not make sense to pay a fine of one billion dollars. Either in coins or in paper or in a truck or in checks or in non-cash items.
2. According to U.S. law, approved by the provincial Ministry of Finance, any commercial, non-profit or public entity may establish the form and type of currency received from the subjects of the outside as the payment of fines and debts of any kind. This gives Apple the right to extrajudicially expand all "trucks with coins" back to Korea, Samsung bankrupting the poor at all costs on the content of such a large number of trucks, their refueling and so on. After that, Samsung will have to change their nickels for this type of currency, which would require it to Apple.
By the way, in the real world can be a situation: Apple actually require Samsung debt payment in nickels. And for the Korean company is a "joke" will result in huge losses. As they say, laughing is the one who laughs last.
3. nickels in which Samsung has paid a fine of $ 1 billion," weighs 5 grams. Simple math, lessons which should not miss, insists: transportation of $ 1 billion in 5-cent coins will need two thousand seven hundred fifty-five vosemnadtsatikolesnyh trucks with carrying capacity of thirty-two and a half tons. Repeat in tsiferkami: 2755 18-wheel truck payload of 32.5 tonnes.
Deploy the number of vehicles will fall heavily on world highways. But she had no idea just turn the Samsung and all of its subsidiaries in bankruptcy, but also put in perpetual financial slavery all its executives. Will laugh except in Cupertino.
4. To pay $ 1 billion nickels Samsung just is not enough ... coins. The last time the number on the markets of the world have tried to measure in 2006: then these coins were 20 billion. Since these coins slowly squeezed out of circulation, so more of them will not become.
Come back to the math: Samsung just need about 20 billion nickels to pay the debt. Many coins do not exist, and no one will withdraw them from the population at the behest of Samsung. The likelihood that the U.S. Mint otshtampuet billions missing coins for some kind of Korean company aims not just to zero and to negative infinity. Successful will be divided by zero.
5. Suppose that the world has gone mad, and the U.S. Treasury has given the nod to stamping all these coins. Each nickels contains 95% pure copper. 100,000 tonnes of copper at a density of 8.94 kg per cubic meter will take ... 11 185 cubic meters. The swimming pool of Olympic standard fit 2500 cubic meters of water. It turns out that the location of the metal will need a "pour" four and a half of the basin.
Imagine an Olympic swimming pool, filled up to the top of pure copper. Do not you imagine? That's right.
6. Finally, the story first appeared at all on the U.S. site jokes 9gag.com , and the Mexican siteEl Deforma- A collection of fictitious news and jokes on current issues. It goes online edition honestly warns would-be journalists: "If you want to make the news, check that it has not been a source site fake news. " Ordinary Russian journalist, unfortunately,at least in the eyesvery difficult to separate the wheat from the chaff. And Western also burn - Yahoo News , for example, took it all for granted. Sad.
If you still have any doubt - share them with us.
All the staff resources that reprinted the news about coins and Samsung as a fact , confidently offer a full-perekvalifikatsirovatsya pisun newspaper Express , and as undermining choose regional edition MY -kites or, at worst, a weekly collection of cool stories oracle . On the way to a new job do not forget to eat your cum journalist - if any was.
And to all those who fell for the canard, be in the future very carefully select the sources of information, and read news from the regular use of a head on his shoulders. Media without reason called the "fourth estate" - the story of the Samsung and trucks once again confirms this.
In the next 24 hours, we applied to the hands of those ten times more often than usual. Not only that one's a joke in the West has become a forum news , so also on the way to the Russian readers she managed to get the status of a recognized fact - counter not only to the simplest logic, but the fundamental laws of nature. If you believe in this stuff - most pass cure below.
If you still do not understand what it is about - congratulations. Assess the situation, you may neglectby Google. The rest of the return to reality in just six simple steps.
1. In terms of the law, at the moment should not Apple Samsung penny . The same jury's verdict comes into effect only after its acceptance by the judge - which has not yet happened. And, in theory, may not happen at all. The case may be radically revised due to the efforts of lawyers representing the interests of the Korean company. Today, therefore, the leadership of Samsung in general does not make sense to pay a fine of one billion dollars. Either in coins or in paper or in a truck or in checks or in non-cash items.
2. According to U.S. law, approved by the provincial Ministry of Finance, any commercial, non-profit or public entity may establish the form and type of currency received from the subjects of the outside as the payment of fines and debts of any kind. This gives Apple the right to extrajudicially expand all "trucks with coins" back to Korea, Samsung bankrupting the poor at all costs on the content of such a large number of trucks, their refueling and so on. After that, Samsung will have to change their nickels for this type of currency, which would require it to Apple.
By the way, in the real world can be a situation: Apple actually require Samsung debt payment in nickels. And for the Korean company is a "joke" will result in huge losses. As they say, laughing is the one who laughs last.
3. nickels in which Samsung has paid a fine of $ 1 billion," weighs 5 grams. Simple math, lessons which should not miss, insists: transportation of $ 1 billion in 5-cent coins will need two thousand seven hundred fifty-five vosemnadtsatikolesnyh trucks with carrying capacity of thirty-two and a half tons. Repeat in tsiferkami: 2755 18-wheel truck payload of 32.5 tonnes.
Deploy the number of vehicles will fall heavily on world highways. But she had no idea just turn the Samsung and all of its subsidiaries in bankruptcy, but also put in perpetual financial slavery all its executives. Will laugh except in Cupertino.
4. To pay $ 1 billion nickels Samsung just is not enough ... coins. The last time the number on the markets of the world have tried to measure in 2006: then these coins were 20 billion. Since these coins slowly squeezed out of circulation, so more of them will not become.
Come back to the math: Samsung just need about 20 billion nickels to pay the debt. Many coins do not exist, and no one will withdraw them from the population at the behest of Samsung. The likelihood that the U.S. Mint otshtampuet billions missing coins for some kind of Korean company aims not just to zero and to negative infinity. Successful will be divided by zero.
5. Suppose that the world has gone mad, and the U.S. Treasury has given the nod to stamping all these coins. Each nickels contains 95% pure copper. 100,000 tonnes of copper at a density of 8.94 kg per cubic meter will take ... 11 185 cubic meters. The swimming pool of Olympic standard fit 2500 cubic meters of water. It turns out that the location of the metal will need a "pour" four and a half of the basin.
Imagine an Olympic swimming pool, filled up to the top of pure copper. Do not you imagine? That's right.
6. Finally, the story first appeared at all on the U.S. site jokes 9gag.com , and the Mexican siteEl Deforma- A collection of fictitious news and jokes on current issues. It goes online edition honestly warns would-be journalists: "If you want to make the news, check that it has not been a source site fake news. " Ordinary Russian journalist, unfortunately,at least in the eyesvery difficult to separate the wheat from the chaff. And Western also burn - Yahoo News , for example, took it all for granted. Sad.
If you still have any doubt - share them with us.
All the staff resources that reprinted the news about coins and Samsung as a fact , confidently offer a full-perekvalifikatsirovatsya pisun newspaper Express , and as undermining choose regional edition MY -kites or, at worst, a weekly collection of cool stories oracle . On the way to a new job do not forget to eat your cum journalist - if any was.
And to all those who fell for the canard, be in the future very carefully select the sources of information, and read news from the regular use of a head on his shoulders. Media without reason called the "fourth estate" - the story of the Samsung and trucks once again confirms this.
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