Has not there been a time when you wished you knew to sit on a chair correctly? Has there been a time that your body became overwhelmed from the stress every time you sat down to study or work? It has been scientifically proven that the way you sit influences your attitude at work, at home, and in public.
Now, you will have the chance to show your boss that you are efficient at work.
You can even promise your teacher you will get A+ on the tests! And how can you achieve this? By learning how to sit on a chair.
According to rumors there are persons that can walk with one leg; so you will need from one to two legs attached to your waist.
A balanced amount of mat and muscles on each leg, for each (if one) or both legs pose as a counterweight, so that you will not fall sideways nor facedown on the floor.
A good spinal chord shall be needed to handle the rest of the body (aka.
The head, torso, etc).
A regular size butt or bottom (name of this part of the body differs; it will depend on the country and culture), anything other than a regular sized will influence the result of your sitting.
Finally you will need a chair in good conditions.
Even though sitting on a chair looks easy, emotional preparation is needed before hand.
Comic book star, Charlie Brown was terrified of sitting on chairs, for he felt the chair would make him fall.
Just like him, many kids face the same or similar chair frights.
All that needs to be done is to take a deep breath and follow the regular flow of the sitting process.
Many might already be asking about the real process for sitting on a chair.
First, stand about 15 cm from the chair.
Bend both or one leg exactly 90 degrees towards the chair; your regular sized butt will be in the center of the chair.
Your spinal chord should be bent; straighten it so that a 90 degrees angle is formed between your butt and your back.
Then what if the person falls from the chair? What if the person begs for an explanation? There are many causes for that incident to happen: bending your leg (or legs, if available) in a different angle may cause an excess of weight on your butt, making the chair unbalanced; therefore causing the tragic fall.
Also, pushing your back to the chair with too much force will cause the chair to be unable to withstand the imposing weight; therefore causing the fall.
There, the word has already been given.
The word has reached our ears, eyes and mouths.
Now, it is up each one of us to decide if we want to be successful chair sitters.
Successful chair sitters prove to their bosses that they are capable of being extraordinary efficient at work.
Successful chair sitters define their attitude at home, at work and in public.
Successful chair sitters experience what is really sitting on a chair.