I Want to Become a Portuguese Water Dog!
I have always wanted to live in a beautiful house and live better than everyone else.
This is why I want to become a Portuguese Water Dog and live at the White House in Washington DC.
Yes, I know the weather is not too good, but I am sure the accommodations will be just fine and the specially prepared food good too.
And since, I will not have to pay for it, I can prance around all day long and basically do nothing but pose for the camera for the proverbial photo opportunity.
Indeed, I've always wanted to be a star and maybe they can teach me to read a teleprompter too! Plus, Portuguese Water Dogs are a cool breed and have many uses like diving under water to bring up fishing nets and traps, or chasing baseballs into the water when they are hit over the fence at a ballpark that is next to water.
Portuguese Water Dogs are very smart, they can learn new tricks easily and they are ready made for the camera.
Who knows maybe someone or a lot of someone's will invest 700 million US dollars in me and I can run for President of the United States instead of just being the White House Dog living in a custom dog house and being the main media event for weeks on end, while I get potty trained? Yes, I think I want to become a Portuguese Water Dog in my next life.
At first, I wanted to come back as my cat, as it does nothing all day, but lounge around.
Now, I've changed my mind, I want to be a dog instead.
This is why I want to become a Portuguese Water Dog and live at the White House in Washington DC.
Yes, I know the weather is not too good, but I am sure the accommodations will be just fine and the specially prepared food good too.
And since, I will not have to pay for it, I can prance around all day long and basically do nothing but pose for the camera for the proverbial photo opportunity.
Indeed, I've always wanted to be a star and maybe they can teach me to read a teleprompter too! Plus, Portuguese Water Dogs are a cool breed and have many uses like diving under water to bring up fishing nets and traps, or chasing baseballs into the water when they are hit over the fence at a ballpark that is next to water.
Portuguese Water Dogs are very smart, they can learn new tricks easily and they are ready made for the camera.
Who knows maybe someone or a lot of someone's will invest 700 million US dollars in me and I can run for President of the United States instead of just being the White House Dog living in a custom dog house and being the main media event for weeks on end, while I get potty trained? Yes, I think I want to become a Portuguese Water Dog in my next life.
At first, I wanted to come back as my cat, as it does nothing all day, but lounge around.
Now, I've changed my mind, I want to be a dog instead.
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